Sam: No I don't.
Dean: Dude, the last lapdance you had was at Christmas. It was a gift paid for by me. You spent the entire song trying to convince the girl that she should go to nursing school.
(Video of scene in question here)
Whether you've seen the episode or not, you'll agree that this needs to be discussed.
Please join me for a very intellectual comment fic & art meme to showcase Sam's resistance to lapdances and the efforts of his brother to remedy this. Also Sam loves his laptop.